Once I went to Yunnan to play in a hurry after the security check, I found that it was still early, and there was nothing to eat, so I walked out to eat outside the airport, and then entered the security check because it was stamped, the security check staff asked me, where did I go? At that time, I thought I asked where to go by plane and answered home. The security personnel also froze, for a long time actually asked me, where is home? I said Tianjin, so she a face of Meng forced a face of meng forced I put in.
In July, at the security check of T1 Shuangliu, there was a hotel match in the bag in my hand. At that time, I also forgot about it, so I passed the security check in a muddled way! Arrived at the gate only to find, but also sent a circle of friends [face][face][face][face]
After the plane security check, let the pocket things out, I said this pocket only a mobile phone and then out put it, he asked me what else in the pocket, I hesitated down sentence and money [tears]
Once in Guangzhou airport, when the security check in front of a small brother brought a big bottle of milk, at least five or six liters of appearance, the security inspector did not let go, said either drink or go down to check. Oh, my God, this little guy drank it all in one go,
A friend of mine... Packed puffs with ice packs inside... Go through security and ask what it is... She said meth... Methamphetamine... The luggage was rummaged through for a long time before they were released
Going back to school with my roommate, my roommate took a paper bag filled with a lot of snacks. Just after the security check, the bag broke and scattered all over the floor, blocking the passage [tears]. Then we picked up snacks in the baptism of many people......
Xiamen security check, holding the ID card compared for several minutes, checked a lot of information, but also asked to back the ID card number, account address, but also other documents to prove themselves! I got a bunch of cops all over me anyway! Id card 100 pounds, at that time 160 only!
Holding milk tea security check: What is in hand me: milk tea security check: Take a sip Me: buy it yourself
I don't know if it's fun...
1, there is a flight to the United States, transfer in San Francisco, through the security check, an old man in front of me, looks like Italy or France, was ordered by the security inspector to take off clothes on the spot, take off only a pair of underwear, put all the clothes, pants and shoes again over the equipment... Good thing I didn't have to take it off
2, also in the United States, Atlanta, airport security, jeans buttocks pocket left a business card did not take out, directly pulled out by the tall and strong security inspector, ordered both hands high, two hands to support the wall... Asked me what I had in my pocket, thought about a business card for a long time, and then was searched and let through...
I remember one time. I was. When I went to work in Beijing, I went to Tiananmen Square to play on the subway, when I came out of the subway, the police checked my ID card but I did not take it that day, and I followed it, but also happened to have a few fights where, and often did not check my ID card [I want to be quiet] I stole away.
In the first year, the child raised more than 30 silkworms, and in the second year, there were two or three thousand of them. At least, the mulberry leaves in the city were not easy to find, so we had to take them back to our rural hometown. When we went through the security check, several little girls gathered around and discussed for a long time. Finally, the leader came to us. His child's teacher also let the child raise
Subway security checks are a formality and slow the flow of people. The outside field and the inside field are separated by a guardrail of more than one meter, and the delivery of things is completely unsupervised, and what contraband dangerous goods can be easily brought in.
That day in Dalian Zhou Shuizi was asked to take off his boots for inspection. Damn, I took off my boots for the first time in history, and I held my feet up and waited for them to come back to me
Seattle fly Washington security, security inspectors mean to me in the past, the woman behind me was checked that carefully oh, I thought it was my face good people, it was I want to much, is too thin, a look at the end??????
Now when boarding at the airport but also brush the face, compared with just passed the security check is not a person, but my husband brush the face how can not go, has been a failure has been a failure, he is holding his son, his son suddenly probed his head, the computer actually compared successfully...
Don't mention how embarrassing, in 2009, our group of nearly 50 people went to study abroad, came back to a station to a city of Dacheng, there is a scene everyone went to see, through the underground security check, the inspector is a woman, those people in front of the basic look smoothly through, when I was waiting for the security check lady ah let me raise my hand, take an instrument along my head to my feet. The remaining more than 40 people are laughing, very handsome ah, more than 50 people in the ugly is a lot, but take me seriously that, can not understand, the leader said I do not look like a good person, everyone is laughing, I look at this situation, self-mocking, I said you do not have characteristics, I must have characteristics, in case a big director to choose actors, I must be the first choice. [Laughs][teeth][teeth]
After the security check, the security inspector must let me open the clothes, said that I felt a circle of unidentified objects around the waist, NND that is meat, Lao Zi's own meat! [Anger][anger][facepalm][facepalm][facepalm]
14 April and friends to travel to Lijiang, in the plane security, there was an embarrassing thing, the security inspector asked me to take off my coat, I did not hear clearly, I heard leapfrog, I am not sure, I asked again, or listen to leapfrog, and then... I began to leapfrog, friends they stared at me in front of a fool to look at me, around is also, after jumping I also asked the security inspector is not enough...
There really is.
Today, I took the subway through the security check, I came over, the back of a small bag can not come out!
I thought it was hanging, stuck, subconsciously lifted the curtain here to look inside, but also reach out... Then I heard the woman next to me press something, and beep, the belt began to move!
I'm holding my hand here, looking at the girl. She looks at the distance with a calm face, but does not look at me!
Turns out, no card, is not put ah! Is it okay not to release?
I really had trouble going through the security check, so it's been a long time, but it's still fresh in my mind.
Many years ago, I took a plane from Guangzhou with my family members who had mobility difficulties. When going through the security check, there is a bag into the security check machine \"toot, toot\". The staff motioned to us to take out the contents of our bags. But didn't say what alerted the police! We emptied out all our belongings, put our bags in the security scanners, and we called the police again! And so on for how long. In desperation, ask the staff, what is inside the alarm! A: Blade. Then I turned the bag, and the result was that there was a razor blade in the innermost sandwich. Throw it away and go through security without incident! At the same time, because we had applied for the rental of the airport wheelchair in advance, the staff also took us to the boarding gate. However, the plane is parked far away, you need to take a shuttle bus to get there, and you have to walk on a spiral ladder to get to the plane. Three crew members and I carried the family onto the plane. Now, looking back, I still feel very warm, very grateful!
Xinzheng Airport, in 2017, when I flew from Xinzheng Airport to Changshui Airport, I passed the security check and heard the security inspector behind me say that you are ready to cook? I had over 20 lighters in my bag.
Once in Chengdu Shuangliu Airport, early in the morning, the day is not bright, the whole person drowsy sleepy.
When I went through the security check, there was a big brother in front of me, and we queued up to collect our luggage from the security check machine.
At this time, I saw several security guards whispering a few words, and one of them said to the big brother: Is this luggage yours? Big brother said yes. Security inspector Security inspector asked: What do you have in this luggage?
Climax came, brother is still so calm answer: there are two kitchen knives ah! It was as natural as when he said it was just two nail clippers!
The security inspectors looked at each other, and even looked at me, and it was clear that we were not fooled by the knife of the big brother, but was stunned by the calm attitude of the big brother, and did not know how to react!
This matter until now I did not want to understand: it seems that the big brother is not the first time to fly, he must know not to let what on the plane, which can be seen from his answer to the question: the security inspector asked him what is in the bag, then a big bag he directly said is a kitchen knife, but also two! But it's weird if he knows the rules, so why carry a knife? So two large kitchen knives (later I saw that the kitchen knife was not small, it was the kind of machete that cut bones), ten thousand percent will be found! At the moment, the most plausible explanation is that he wanted to deliver the knife to the airport. [bare teeth]
2016 flight to Ningbo, about March. I wore a jacket to the airport. Before the security check, I put the left and right things on my body in the pocket of my coat, and the coat will not trigger the alarm when I pass the security check door, so the security check is simple and fast. When I was in line, I took off my finished coat and put it on the security checkpoint, and heard a girl behind me nervously ask the security checkpoint, \"Do you need to take off your clothes?\"
During the Shanghai World Expo, I went shopping with my college roommates after a party. Before the security check, I gave the lighter in my pocket to the staff. At the security check, the security check said I had a lighter in my bag, I think there is, a Tao two handed it out, and then the security check said there was, I picked another bag, and there were three, and then the security check said there was, then the security check staff looked at me with a little different, I hurried to pour out the things in the bag, and then did not scan in. Go in not for a while, looking for change to buy drinks found pocket clip broke, in fact, there are three lighters, my classmates asked me to bring so much why? I didn't know there would be that many, but because I run around a lot, sometimes I eat and sing and I see a lighter and I stuff it in my bag. I ended up in there surrounded by people, asking for fire!
In 2008, just entered the job, training in Shanghai. A colleague of my training had to go on a business trip halfway, and we went to his room in the evening, and he found a Jissbon on the table after packing things, and he threw it to me, and I picked it up and stuffed it in my rear pocket. The third day I also went back to Xi 'an, at the security checkpoint, the beauty asked me what was in the back pocket, I felt that I had all emptied, so I reached in and pulled out the TT, and the beauty who did not dare to look at the security check at that time held the TT in her hand, raised her arm, and did not know if others saw it...
Eleven period from Xiangyang to Wudang Mountain play, put sunscreen spray in the bag forgot (I male, spray is used to buy my girlfriend), after the security check, ask the bottle in the bag, I took out the toner, the security inspector said not this, looking for a spray, the security inspector asked her colleagues: this spray a lot of people use, what is the effect? They talked [face palm] I stood there listening to their discussion, and finally left the spray there, not allowed to take.
In 2000, the situation of people taking planes was not much, and the unit organized model workers to travel to Xiamen, go to the train, and come back to lead special permission to take planes. Two colleagues bought durian in Xiamen (we are all the first time to see durian this fruit) want to bring home to taste, durian that taste must be known to everyone, in order to prevent running taste, they use plastic wrap and plastic durian bag wrapped in three layers outside three layers, and then let everyone smell, no taste leakage. When we arrived at the airport, we queued up for security check, and did not open the bag, the security inspector shouted at us: \"Someone inside you brought durian, please do not bring the plane\